Lovedrive, Scorpions
Don’t you hate when you accidentally spit your gum onto your dates bare nipple? Then you go to pull it off and it stretches like mozzarella. Worst day ever.
Hefty Fine, Bloodhound Gang
Well…that’s absolutely disgusting. Those legs are mighty little. Who wants to play footsie?
Nevermind, Nirvana
The infant genitalia is unnecessary, however the fish hooked dollar- very necessary.
What’s the big deal? It’s only a nude prepubescent holding a toy plane. Oh yah- it looks like she just took a hit of acid too.
Back To The Shit, Millie Jackson
Bad marketing strategy: take a picture of yourself sh&!ing and make it your album cover. Who the hell wants to see this then jam out?
Dark Side Of The Spoon, Ministry
I actually like this one a lot and don’t find anything wrong with it whatsoever. Well…maybe the cellulite ass could go.
The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking, Roger Waters
This may be degrading for some women but listen- the title of the album is “The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking. One “con:”- standing on the side of an abandon road naked with no Taco Bell.
It’s the Beatles holding a bunch of diced babies. How appropriate. This album cover was quickly changed and may be the most well known banned cover of all time.