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Here is a collection of some models, actresses, and singers who are at the age of 40 or older.

Halle Berry

Kate Walsh

Denise Richards

Lucy Liu

Ellen Barkin

Courteney Cox

Demi Moore

Gwen Stefani

Naomi Watts

Salma Hayek

Shania Twain

Mary-Louise Parker

Sandra Bullock

Gillian Anderson

Jorja Fox

Marisa Tomei

Jennifer Aniston

Carla Bruni

Charisma Carpenter

Famke Janssen

Sela Ward

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Monica Bellucci

Vanessa Williams

Catherine Bell

Jennifer Tilly

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That’s why we have Hollywood.  There’s plenty of steamy smut in movies and many celebrities willing to bare it all now-a-days.  Hell, even High School Musical’s Vanessa Hudgens bared her bajingo in “private” photos.  So why not steal some sex scenes from movies for your bedroom foreplay?

The three I’ve listed below are the hottest Hollywood sex scenes in my opinion.

3. Secretary

This independent film plays around with the typical fantasy of a boss sleeping with his secretary and definitely requires some good role playing and a kinky side.  In the movie Maggie Gyllenhaal is the secretary of James Spader (a sexy 2002 James Spader, not the receding hairline 2011 Spader).  When she makes a typo Spader has Gyllenhaal bend over his desk and read the document back to him.  Then he spanks her.   At first she’s surprised.  “Did that motherfucker just hit me?”  When he repeats it over and over it becomes clear that she likes it.  Turns out Maggie Gyllenhaal is a kinky little freak (in the movie at least).

I know Broke Back Mountain is a big movie talked about when sex scenes come up, but I think that Maggie has her brother Jake beat (and the scene from Secretary isn’t even technically a sex scene, although I’m pretty sure Maggie got off from it).  In my opinion, BDSM > Cowboy Sodomy.

2. Sin City

Everyone remembers Rosario Dawson’s sexy leather bondage outfit in Sin City.  Second to that is the kiss that she and Clive Owen share after he smacks her.  It’s a tense moment, of course, because she just got bitch slapped in front of her crew who are all like “Whaaaat?”  Her bitches go into defense mode, ready to beat the shit out of Clive Owen, but waiting for Rosario’s response.  Bet they didn’t expect her to kiss him.  Or maybe they did, she is after all wearing a bondage outfit.

Technically it’s an everything-but-sex scene, but it was so hot that it deserves to be classified as a sex scene.  If you got a problem with that take it up with Rosario’s crew of bondage bitches.

1. Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Back when Brad Pitt was still married to Jennifer Aniston he was already getting it on with Angelina Jolie— on screen of course.  In Mr. and Mrs. Smith, once the husband and wife duo find out that their significant other is a spy, they go at it to take each other out.  Shots are fired, furniture is broken and in the midst of all the fighting they get really turned on.  Of course they get turned on!  The whole fight was basically foreplay.  They weren’t really going to take each other out.

This scene always makes me wonder if that’s how sex between Angelina and Brad is now.  Do they need to chase each other around the house breaking things to get turned on?  If so, they must have to send their adopted village of children to another city when they get it on.  Good thing they have the funds to do so.

By Sarah Lucas, who occasionally takes a break from writing to sell lingerie online.

1) Steve Jobs

Mastermind behind the mega-corporation that is Apple, Mr. Steve Jobs, had a hippy period whereby he flirted with Buddhism and even took LSD. Before he settled down and founded Apple, Steve went travelling to India and met a monk who later presided over his wedding in 1991. During his time in India, Steve also took the psychedelic drug LSD and was later quoted as describing taking LSD as one of the two or three most important times in his life.

2) Kurt Cobain

Legendary musician and frontman of 90s rock grunge band Nirvana, Kurt Cobain was well known during his life as a bit of a recluse. But what you may not know is what the inspiration behind Nirvana’s hit breakthrough song ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ was – Kurt’s then girlfriend’s friend Kathleen spray-painted on his wall ‘Kurt Smells Like Teen Spirit’ in reference to the deodorant his girlfriend wore. So one of the biggest and most well-known rock songs of our time was actually inspired by a deodorant!

3) Jimmy Carr

Funny man Jimmy Carr, with the rather well-known laugh that sounds a bit like a seal is third on our list. We all know that Jimmy is hilarious on and off stage, but you might not know that Jimmy became the first comedian in history to perform in cyberspace in 2006 when he did a gig on international game Second Life, with over 100 attendees, earning him a place in the Guinness Book of World Records.

4) Derren Brown

Derren Brown is probably Britain’s best-loved weird entertainment act – he’s a true entertainer and an unbelievably clever fella to boot, and is probably best known for his Russian Roulette one off television special where he pointed a gun loaded with one live bullet at his head and shot at it repeatedly. However, he doesn’t just do rather odd things for fun – he’s also a brilliant, and we mean brilliant, painter and artist. He’s painted caricatures of celebrities, but more recently, he painted a series of images including a self-portrait and a painting of his mother and father.

5) Holly Willoughby

The nation’s sweetheart television presenter, seen on This Morning every Monday to Thursday as well as on Celebrity Juice with the wonder that is Keith Lemon, is last on our list. Although she’s more well known for her clean-cut wholesome image than any antics she may have gotten up to (and believe us, she’s gotten up to plenty!), she’s made one major boob during her television time. During her on-screen hypnotism act featuring the boys from Blue, she was dancing around with Duncan hypnotized so he would copy her every move. Giving it some serious moves Holly noticed that her chest was bouncing around quite substantially!

This post was guest written by Laura Young, Laura writes for Liberty Games, the UK’s best place to buy pool tables and home games room equipment, helping you give your own home a touch of celebrity pazazz.

Adriana Lima

Alessandra Ambrosio


Behati Prinsloo

Candice Swanepoel

Chanel Iman

Doutzen Kroes

Erin Heatherton

Lily Aldridge

Lindsay Ellingson

Miranda Kerr

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1. Lions, Oh My!

Tippi Hedren, known as the first queen of scream for her role in Hitchcock’s The Birds and later Marnie, has a clear and unequivocal love for lions.

Though it’s disputed that she actually owned any lions—it is said by some that she owned several—actress Tippi produced a $17 million film about them titled Roar, which earned only $2 million worldwide, and resulted in injuries sustained by Tippi, husband Hedren, daughter Melanie Griffin, and director of photography Jan de Bont.

Afterwards, she established a non-profit, Roar Foundation, and Shambala Preserve, home to some 70 lions, servals, leopards, tigers and bobcats.

When Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch shut down, his collection of exotic cats went to Shambala Preserve. Later, Tippi says she informed the cats of Jackson’s demise. “I hope they understood,” she said.

2. A Teensy Pig

Harry Potter star Rupert Grint owns a miniature pig, also known as a teacup pig. A product of the latest U.K. fad, teacup pigs have been springing up with Brits everywhere, at little more than a foot long.

Word has it that Rupert however was ripped off in his bid to get in on the fad, and purchased a mere infant pig, which would grow to enormous portions. Only time will tell, perhaps.

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3. The Badonkadonks

Celebrity Reese Witherspoon, best known for her roles in Legally Blonde, Sweet Home Alabama and Walk the Line, keeps an interesting assortment of pets—among them her prized donkeys Honky and Tonky.

Her “badonkadonks,” as she likes to call them, are not without issue though, as multiple media outlets report frequent complaints from neighbors about the noise they make.

In addition to these odd domestic mates, Reese’s pet lineup includes 3 goats, 2 pigs, 20 chickens, 3 dogs, a pony and a horse. Reese reports that her horse and donkey like to hang.

4. Pig Staying Power

George Clooney, early star of ER, and later of Ocean’s Eleven, is perhaps one of the most well-known bachelor’s on the planet. Likewise, his most famous relationship might not be with a woman, but rather, with a pig. Max, Clooney’s 300 lb.

Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, came into his life in 1988. Originally purchased for then girlfriend Kelly Preston; Preston left the pig behind when the relationship ended. For the next 18 years, Max remained a constant in Clooney’s life, with indoor accommodations at his Tudor mansion, occasional sleeping space in his bed, and regular appearances on the various sets Clooney worked.

When Max and Clooney parted, it was on death, with the ancient pig suffering from arthritis and partial blindness. Reportedly, Clooney jokes often that Max was the longest relationship he ever had.

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5. Bubbles…Of Course

Michael Jackson’s common pet chimpanzee Bubbles was undoubtedly the most famous domesticated animal on the planet in the 80s.

Bubbles was reported to have command of the toilet, the usage of cutlery, common chores such as cleaning and more. Bubbles and Michael Jackson could often be seen in public wearing matching outfits, including a now infamous visit to Japan, where the eccentric celebrity brought Bubbles to tea with a local mayor.

Over the years, Jackson kept other chimps in addition to Bubbles, though none would garner the notoriety of his clear favorite. Despite the years however, Jackson would be forced to give up Bubbles when he eventually slid into repeated acts of aggression.

It is reported that Bubbles attempted suicide in a California animal sanctuary. Today, Bubbles lives at the Center for Great Apes in Wauchula, Florida, where Latoya Jackson is said to have visited him.

Prior to Michael Jackson’s death, he admitted that he thought of Bubbles as is first child, prompting Latoya Jackson to state that she hoped Michael’s other children would keep in touch with their stepbrother Bubbles after their father’s untimely death.

6. A Cage and an Octopus

Nicolas Cage’s off-kilter spending habits have led to financial troubles in the past. Among his most lambasted purchases are that of 2 islands, numerous yachts, a jet, a castle and a few exotic pets. Said pets included king cobras Sheba and Moby and an octopus Cage believed will help him with his acting.

In tough economic times, it’s reported that Cage had to part with his trusty yet tentacled friend.

7. Endangered and Illegal

Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton, most famous perhaps for being famous, is said to have kept a pet kinkajou for some time. Kinkajous, often known as honey bears, are an endangered rainforest mammal from South and Central America. Paris, who named her kinkajou Baby Luv, failed to give the pet up after numerous warnings that possession of it in the United States was illegal.

In addition, animal rights activists protested her ownership of the pet for obvious reasons. It was only when Baby Luv bit her on the arm that she saw fit to dispose of him.

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Celebrities have long been associated with an extra dose of eccentricity.

Odd pets are just one more way of expressing said…uniqueness. While most can’t understand how a celeb might allow a pig or chimp near the good china, Hollywood’s elite certainly understands. Whether it’s lions that maul or an octopus to practice voice work, one things for sure: celebrities sure have the weirdest pets.

Author Bio: Anna C. is a writer for some of the top auto insurance companies. When not working, she can be found teaching surf lessons at her hometown beach.

1. Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall

Lips and hips apparently don’t make for marriage material, as the rock star and model discovered. In truth, the couple’s Bali wedding was never legal, but Hall still walked away with $25 million in their 1999 split, after twenty years of marriage.

2. Michael Douglas and Diandra Luker

After twenty years of marriage, Diandra filed for divorce in 1997 and received the $45 million she requested, claiming that her husband was a sex addict. It wasn’t long before he married actress Catherine Zeta-Jones.

3. Paul McCartney and Heather Mills

The former model requested $250 million while the former Beatle offered $30 mil. They met on the low end at $48.6 million in 2008 ($33 mil in cash plus $15 mil in real estate), along with $70,000 a year for the couple’s daughter, Beatrice, plus a few other concessions. Unfortunately, the settlement wasn’t reached before a very ugly battle had taken place in court (and the court of public opinion).

4. James Cameron and Linda Hamilton

Many a Hollywood power couple has tried and failed to toe the marriage line, and the director of Terminator 2 and its butt-kicking star were no exception. Although their relationship lasted for years, they were only married 17 months before they called it quits in 1997. She walked away with $50 million.

5. Kevin Costner and Cindy Silva

The college sweethearts ended their 16-year marriage in 2004, and thanks to alleged infidelity (and no prenup), the actor paid $80 million in the divorce settlement.

6. Harrison Ford and Melissa Mathison

After 18 years of marriage, the longtime star split from his wife in 2004, giving up $85 million plus a share of future royalties on movies he made during their marriage (including Indiana Jones).

7. Steven Spielberg and Amy Irving

Despite having a prenup in place, the producer/director coughed up $100 million after only four years of marriage, possibly due to Irving’s claim that she signed the agreement without proper legal representation.

8. Neil Diamond and Marcia Murphey

After 25 years of marriage, this entertainment couple divorced with a settlement of $150 million going to the former TV producer. Diamond was quoted as saying she was “worth every penny”. No one heard him but the chair (which may have been the only stick of furniture he had left).

9. Michael Jordan and Juanita Vanoy

When this couple married, they had a prenup in place that promised her half of all his earnings. So when they split in 2006, she wound up with $168 million plus the couple’s seven-acre estate.

10. Rupert and Anna Murdoch

The media magnate wasn’t as lucky in love as he’s been in business, and when he divorced his wife of nearly forty years in 1999, he was forced to pay her an astronomical $1.7 billion (much of it in assets). She gave up a seat on the board of News Corp, which was probably for the best considering he didn’t wait a month before marrying an employee.
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5. Bryan Williams’ Maybach Exelero

While some of us are comparing quote online for the lowest car insurance prices, this rapper won’t have to worry about those measly insurance bills – not when he was willing to drop $8 million on a German luxury car.

Famous rapper and co-founder of Cash Money Records, Williams bought a one-of-a-kind Mayback Exelero that tops out at a speed of 218 miles per hour.

Williams is not a stranger to specialty cars, though. His lavish tastes in transportation are well-known. He already owns a Bugatti Veyron and a Mayback Landaulet, worth over $2 million and $1.5 million respectively.

4. Kanye West’s Blinged Out Grin

Many rappers have a selection of removable, precious metal grills and even a few have a precious gem set in one of their teeth. However, rapper Kanye West decided to go far past the usual and subtler options. West had his bottom front teeth pulled and had a set of diamond teeth implanted.

The dazzling dental addition is set in gold and cost $60,000. His finished smile is sparkling, indeed.

3. Beyoncé Knowles’ Gold Leggings

Regular designer leggings were not an option for Ms. Knowles when she performed at the 2007 BET Awards. She came out onto the stage wearing a science fiction inspired costume and stripped it off to reveal a matching gold bra and a pair of golden leggings worth $100,000 themselves.

The superstar bought the Balenciaga leggings just for the awards occasion, and they haven’t been spied on her shapely form since.

2. Tamara Ecclestone’s Crystal Bathtub

Daughter of Formula One racer Bernie Ecclestone, Tamara had to have a truly unique bathtub for her bathroom. She sent a team of people to the Amazon Rainforest to search for crystals that might be made into a bathtub and ended up with something beautiful, if more than a little insanely pricey.

The tub – made from a single crystal that was cut, hollowed, and smoothed to create a bathroom fixture – cost $1.5 million.

1. Nicolas Cage’s Heads

Other celebrities are spending their not-so-hard-earned money on things like cars and mansions. Cage, on the other hand, buys… heads? He has been singled out by the media in the past for his purchases of islands and a castle in the UK, but those are positively normal compared to his other buys.

In one of Cage’s Bel Air mansions, he keeps a dinosaur skull and quite the interesting collection of shrunken heads.

Cage outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for the dinosaur skull and ended up spending over a quarter of a million dollars on it. Nicolas, who is in debt to the IRS for a cool $6 million, is liquidating much of his real estate holdings to pay for the debt. He is also suing his business manager causing his financial problems – someone who did not bid on the disembodied heads, interestingly enough.

While we shake our heads and sigh at the ridiculous purchases that come well-known figures and celebrities make, we can rest easy in the knowledge that at least their crazy buys are providing the rest of us with entertainment.

It also provides us with the assurance that, no matter how odd our quirkiest purchases are, we still don’t manage to rank up there with the shrunken heads and crystal bathtub buys.

Author Bio: Taryn C. is a successful businesswoman who has taken her skills online. Currently, she’s trying to help people find cheap car insurance quotes. When not helping people save money online, she spends her time reading every book and watching every new movie she can.

The hot buzz from Miami is that Dave bombed the set.  As every comedian who’s been in the business long enough will tell you, “Bad sets happen,” but they shouldn’t happen to Dave Chappelle. He’s the Laugh Factory endurance record holder, and ranked 43rd all time in Comedy Central’s 100 Greatest-Stand-Ups.

Some may say you can’t hold the throne forever and his critics may tell you, “Dave’s washed up,” but perhaps it’s not Dave’s fault at all? Maybe he’s fallen victim to a sinister disease that’s been claiming the careers of famous comedians for years—Carrottopitis!

Carrottopitis occurs when comedians become obsessed with their body image and spend more time pumping iron than they do writing jokes. Named for its most famous victim, Carrot Top, Carrotopitis’ symptoms are as famous as some of the victims it infects:

• Going from ‘skinny’ to ‘jacked’ in an unnaturally short period of time
• Sudden wardrobe shift from loose and baggy to tight / revealing clothes
• Erratic, unexplained career decisions
• Once funny shtick now seems weirdly off even though nothing changed
• Small children cower and cry when they see you coming

Several comedians at the height of the prowess have fallen to Carrotopitis’ wrath. Joe Piscapo may have been the first “undocumented” case in the 80s, but the disease wasn’t truly understood until we watched helplessly in the 90s as Carrot Top went from funny, quirky, skinny, ginger kid, to roided out crackpot.

Even though we now recognize the dangers and symptoms of Carrotopitis, some of our best comedic talents still fall prey to this horrible disease. If Dave Chappelle is not careful with the weights, he could find himself in the company of washed up once-skinny, now-jacked comedic stars like,  Eddie Murphy, Kathy Griffin, and (although not in standup, he was funny as hell in Major League) Wesley Snipes. Here’s a chart that shows the slippery slope skinny comedians are starting down when they hit the gym.

As you can see, getting too jacked has a direct correlation with sense of humor loss, but for Dave, there still might be a chance to reverse the awful symptoms of Carrottopitis. Check out Dave’s before and after pics below and let us know if you think Cappelle is already too jacked to wrestle his comedy career from the evil grips of Carrottopitis or if you think there are other celebrities battling this affliction.

About the Author: Greg Buckskin is a pop culture guru and writer for HighSpeedInternet.com.

Although Pippa’s back side is nice, it makes me wonder if there are other celebrity body parts that deserve their own 200,000 Facebook followers. Who makes the cut? Here are 5 celebrity body parts that are noteworthy:

#1- Charlize Theron’s Legs

South African born beauty Charlize Theron did not always dream of becoming an actress. In fact, by the age of 16, she was already working in Europe as a fashion model. And at 5’9, she definitely has the height and the long, lean legs that it takes to stride down the runways of Milan and Paris.  Even now that her modeling days are over, Theron still maintains her lithe figure and her legs are looking as toned as ever. Without a doubt, Theron’s legs are at least as good as Pippa’s behind.

#2- Anne Hathaway’s Smile

Anne Hathaway has made People magazine’s list of the 50 Most Beautiful People a number of times since 2006. And even though she is known for having a toned body and beautiful eyes, Anne’s best feature is without a doubt her smile. Her smile is often compared to Julia Robert’s famous grin and has graced the cover of numerous magazines. Hathaway’s pearly whites and full lips are the perfect combination for a killer smile, and she definitely deserve a little more recognition for it.

#3- Matthew McConaughey’s Abs

Although occasionally commended for his acting chops, McConaughey has managed to stay popular over the years largely because of his good looks, and—more specifically—because of his ridiculously toned abs.  He is regularly photographed running down the beach without his shirt on and has become a fixture in ‘People’ magazine’s Most Beautiful People issue.  McConaughhey’s abs are chiseled, defined and deserve their place right next to Pippa’s behind.

#4- Taylor Swift’s Hair

Without a doubt, the focal point of Taylor’s all-American look is her long, curly blonde hair. Her hair is always perfectly styled, thick, luxurious and impossibly shiny. She is also a natural blonde, which is a rarity in Hollywood. There are many girls who would pay big bucks for Taylor’s locks and her mane is certainly as deserving of legions of Facebook fans as Pippa’s bum.

#5- Beyonce’s Behind

It’s the bum-off of the year between Pippa and Beyonce. While Pippa’s butt is small and toned, beyonce’s has a full backside sculpted through years of dance training and countless hours in the gym. How does Pippa Middleton compare to a woman who has been deemed ‘bootylicious’ by millions and is the envy of every woman who has ever wished for a little more ‘junk in the trunk’? You decide.

Is there another celebrity body part that should be on this list? Tell us in the comments.

About the author: James Ged is a writer and internet marketer for Comcast.USdirect.com, and regularly blogs about entertainment, digital cable, and social media. Follow him on Twitter: @JamesGed

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”

“What’s Walmart, do they sell, like, wall stuff?”

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me”

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”

”If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”