A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he [...]

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China. They go to White House office to examine the fence. The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with [...]

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A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. “son, where were you today?” the son says “at school dad”. Robot slaps the son. “Okay, i watched a dvd at my friends house”. “what dvd”? “Toy story”. Robot slaps the son again!. “Okay, it [...]

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather [...]

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An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air [...]

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