Big Ben @big_ben_clock
Located “Up a Tower,” this Clock keeps time.
Shit My Dad Says @shitmydadsays
Justin Halpern chronicles his life at home with his 74-year-old father.
Shh, Don’t Tell Steve @shhdontellsteve
Steve’s roommate secretly tweets what Steve says and does.
God Damn Batman @God_Damn_Batman
Located on “the rooftop behind you,” the Batman discusses his world domination in 140 characters.
Old Man Search @oldmansearch
The “searches” of 81-year-old Norman N. who believes Twitter is how to search things on Google.
Dead By Cubicle @DeadByCubicle
A joyful Twitter narrates what it’s like to supervise a telemarketing call center staffed by ex-cons and drug addicts.
The Mime @TheMime
This mime’s fascinating tweets will keep readers on the edge of their seat.
Lord Voldemort @Lord_Voldemort7
An entertaining account of the Dark Lord’s take on the world.
Natural History Museum Whale @Nathistorywhale
The whale on the ceiling of the Natural History Museum in NYC tells all.
1st World Struggles @1stWorldStruggles
A Twitter dedicated to the ridiculous complaints we here in the 1st world spout off.
Darth Vader @darthvader
You can find Darth Vader in Empire, CO and he’ll be sure to send you lots of love and sunshine.
The Tweet of God @TheTweetOfGod
God’s musings on the world.
Chuck Norris @chuck_facts
Located “Behind You,” Chuck Norris sends daily updates on his awesomeness.
Sorority Girl Problems @SororityProblem
Sorority girls have it rough, and this Twitter tells alllll about it.
Author, Maggie Voelker, is a recent college graduate transplanted to Indianapolis, IN to work as a content writer for Socks4Life, yes, you read it correctly, socks. Outside of work Maggie is an avid concert-goer, sunglasses hoarder, beach bum, world traveler and a terrible cook.