Let’s face it: sitcoms by definition are pretty formulaic. Guideline is set, character breaks guideline, character learns lesson, character makes up with others. The originality is supposed to be in the delivery of the laughs in between, but as you can see, sitcom writers are just damned lazy. 4) “I’ll be frank.” “Can I still [...]

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A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. “son, where were you today?” the son says “at school dad”. Robot slaps the son. “Okay, i watched a dvd at my friends house”. “what dvd”? “Toy story”. Robot slaps the son again!. “Okay, it [...]

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… and after a while the one says: Dog Owner A: Let’s go and get something to bite at this restaurant over here. Dog Owner B: Can’t do. They don’t accept pets. Dog Owner A: No worries. Just follow me and do as I do. So the guy puts on his shades and enters confidently [...]

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Sex Life Insurance If you sleep with your wife that’s Legal and General. If you sleep with your girlfriend that’s Mutual Trust. If you sleep with a prostitute that’s Commercial Union. If you sleep with all types that’s Group Life. If your wife lets you sleep around that’s Liberty Life Financial Hardship One day, an [...]

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