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Why Men Are Never Depressed

by Ramon

Men Are Just Happier  People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a  white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt  to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is  just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of  which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more  pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.  Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of  thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he  or she can still be your friend.

Your  underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of  shoes are more than enough. You almost never have  strap problems in public. You are unable to see  wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face  stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts  for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with  toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes  — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails  with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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