Lawyer’s Judgement Day
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A Chicago area divorce
lawyer died and found his way to the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him
“What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The lawyer thought
for a moment and replied, “Last month I gave a quarter to a homeless
person on the street.” Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in
the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was in fact
true. Saint Peter said, “Well , that’s fine, but that in itself just isn’t
enough to get you into Heaven.” The lawyer quickly retaliated, “Wait
Wait! There’s more! Four years ago I gave another homeless person a
quarter.” Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded
back, affirming this too had been verified. Saint Peter, unsure of himself, whispered to Gabriel, “Well, what do
you suggest we do with this fellow?” Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong
glance, then said to Saint Peter, “Let’s give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell.”
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