Only in America
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- Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
- Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
- Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
- Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet Coke.
- Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
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