A helping hand
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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that
bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you
got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"
"A hand job", Harry reply.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar
is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and
out pops this HUGE ......
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She
runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
Rating: 2.00