A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...but she belonged to someone else...One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'llgive you a $100 if you let me have

I haven’t quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head a

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Loveto a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset."You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall...

A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as the guy makes his move."I`m a...

One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast...

Relationships: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life....

I’m Glad I’m A Man I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west...

Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants...