I Just Want You To Hold Me…
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I haven’t quite figured out
why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really
figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out
why men think with their head and women with their heart. For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says
“I don’t fee like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT? WHAT
WAS THAT?” So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded
to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and
not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which
one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes
to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair
of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t
even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I
said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction
from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she
finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t
feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped
with a baffled WHAT?” I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this
look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love
me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?” Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.
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