Funniest Letters to God from Children

Dear God,

 
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
 
Lucy (age 6)

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Dear God,
 
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or is that an accident?

 

Norma (age 4)

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Dear God,

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now?

Jane (age 5)
 

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Dear God,

 
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?

Paul (age 7)

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Dear God,

 
I am American. What are you?

Dylan (age 6)
 

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Dear God,

 
I want to be just like Daddy when I grow up but not with so much hair.

Ronan (age 5)
 

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Dear God,

 
I bet it's hard for you to love everyone in the world. I have four people in my family and I can't do it.

Mike (age 6)
 

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Dear God,

 
Thank you for the baby brother but I asked for a puppy.

Raoul (age 4)

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Dear God,

 
If you watch in Church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.

Jennifer (age 5)

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Dear God, 

If we come back as something else, please don't let me be Jennifer coz I hate her.

Amanda (age 6)

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Dear God,
 
Please send Dennis to a different camp this year. Please. Please.

Peter (age 7)

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