ERROR: Table './funcage_joke/ams_active' is marked as crashed and should be repaired
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REPLACE INTO ams_active SET active_id = 1, active_time = 1337269162, active_ip = '38.107.179.227', active_user_agent = 'CCBot/1.0 (+http://www.commoncrawl.org/bot.html)', active_session = 'b06a5492981676dcb06338a785388727'
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ERROR: Table './funcage_joke/ams_active' is marked as crashed and should be repaired
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SELECT * FROM ams_active ORDER BY active_time DESC
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Table './funcage_joke/ams_active' is marked as crashed and should be repaired Why Guys Can't Win

Why Guys Can't Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a control freak.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's manipulation.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're self-centered.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

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