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active_time = 1337269184,
active_ip = '38.107.179.228',
active_user_agent = 'CCBot/1.0 (+http://www.commoncrawl.org/bot.html)',
active_session = 'b06a5492981676dcb06338a785388727' --- ERROR: Table './funcage_joke/ams_active' is marked as crashed and should be repaired --- SELECT * FROM ams_active ORDER BY active_time DESC --- Table './funcage_joke/ams_active' is marked as crashed and should be repaired
Sex Education
Sex Education
A teenage girl comes home from school and
asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of
the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased
that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain
it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"