{"id":1001,"date":"2010-01-25T08:31:06","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T16:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funcage.com\/blog\/?p=1001"},"modified":"2010-01-16T21:32:08","modified_gmt":"2010-01-17T05:32:08","slug":"ladies-read-only-the-first-part-%e2%80%93-men-the-rest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/ladies-read-only-the-first-part-%e2%80%93-men-the-rest\/","title":{"rendered":"Ladies, Read Only The First Part \u2013 Men, The Rest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, &#8220;If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, &#8220;Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman said, &#8220;That&#8217;s okay.&#8221; For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, &#8220;You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.&#8221; The woman replied, &#8220;That&#8217;s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, KAZAM-she&#8217;s the most beautiful Woman in the world!<\/p>\n<p>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, &#8220;That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.&#8221; The woman said, &#8220;That&#8217;s okay, because what&#8217;s mine is his and what&#8217;s his is mine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, KAZAM-she&#8217;s the richest woman in the world!<\/p>\n<p>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, &#8220;I&#8217;d like a mild heart attack.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don&#8217;t mess with them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Male readers, continue reading&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife<\/p>\n<p>Moral of the story: Women think they&#8217;re so smart. 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