{"id":1053,"date":"2010-01-30T22:38:02","date_gmt":"2010-01-31T06:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funcage.com\/blog\/?p=1053"},"modified":"2010-01-26T22:39:16","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T06:39:16","slug":"the-buttocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/the-buttocks\/","title":{"rendered":"The Buttocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man\u2019s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn\u2019t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.<\/p>\n<p>The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. 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