Men Are Just Happier \u00a0People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?<\/p>\n
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a \u00a0white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt \u00a0to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is \u00a0just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of \u00a0which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more \u00a0pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. \u00a0Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of \u00a0thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he \u00a0or she can still be your friend.<\/p>\n
Your \u00a0underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of \u00a0shoes are more than enough. You almost never have \u00a0strap problems in public. You are unable to see \u00a0wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face \u00a0stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts \u00a0for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.<\/p>\n
You can play with \u00a0toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes \u00a0— one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails \u00a0with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.<\/p>\n
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.<\/p>\n
No wonder men are happier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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