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“My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects.”
\n Les Dawson<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.”
\n Steve Martin<\/strong><\/p>\n

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
\n Woody Allen<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.”
\n Woody Allen<\/strong><\/p>\n

“My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.”
\n Joan Rivers<\/strong><\/p>\n

“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
\n Woody Allen<\/strong><\/p>\n

“What’s the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I’m home.”
\n Ken Hammond<\/strong><\/p>\n

“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.”
\n Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/strong><\/p>\n

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”
\n Brendan Francis<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.”
\n Woody Allen<\/strong><\/p>\n

“I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.”
\n Woody Allen<\/strong><\/p>\n

“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.”
\n Phyllis Diller<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.”
\n Dave Letterman<\/strong><\/p>\n

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex \u2013 no matter what she\u2019s reading.”
\n Steve Jobs<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.”
\n Scott Roeben<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.”
\n Billy Crystal<\/strong><\/p>\n

“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!”
\n Drew Carey<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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