1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.<\/p>\n
2. Dogs don\u2019t notice if you call them by another dog\u2019s name.<\/p>\n
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.<\/p>\n
4. A dog\u2019s parents never visit.<\/p>\n
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.<\/p>\n
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they\u2019re ready to go 24 hours a day.<\/p>\n
7. Dogs find you amusing when you\u2019re drunk.<\/p>\n
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.<\/p>\n
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, \u2018If I died, would you get another dog?\u2019<\/p>\n
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.<\/p>\n
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.<\/p>\n
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don\u2019t get mad. They just think it\u2019s interesting.<\/p>\n
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.<\/p>\n
And last, but not least:<\/p>\n
14. If a dog leaves, it won\u2019t take half of your stuff.<\/p>\n