{"id":2143,"date":"2011-03-12T17:16:12","date_gmt":"2011-03-13T01:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/?p=2143"},"modified":"2025-08-23T12:01:15","modified_gmt":"2025-08-23T19:01:15","slug":"12-stupid-celebrity-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/12-stupid-celebrity-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Stupid Celebrity Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> <\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2145\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Mariah-Carey.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Mariah-Carey.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Mariah-Carey-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can&#8217;t help but  cry. I mean I&#8217;d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those  flies and death and stuff.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2147\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/arnold-schwarzenegger-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2149\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Paris-Hilton.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Paris-Hilton.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Paris-Hilton-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;What&#8217;s Walmart, do they sell, like, wall stuff?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2151\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/george-w-bush.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/george-w-bush.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/george-w-bush-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2153\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Brittney-Spears.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Brittney-Spears.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Brittney-Spears-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;I&#8217;ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don&#8217;t like  eating fish. And I know that&#8217;s very popular out there in Africa.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2155\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Donald-Trump.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Donald-Trump.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Donald-Trump-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u201cYou know, it really doesn\u2019t matter what [the media] write as long as you\u2019ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2157\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Jessica-Simpson.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Jessica-Simpson.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Jessica-Simpson-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;I&#8217;m not anorexic. I&#8217;m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I&#8217;ve never heard of one. And that includes me&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2158\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Brook-Shields.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Brook-Shields.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Brook-Shields-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8220;Smoking kills. If you\u2019re killed, you\u2019ve lost a very important part of your life.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2159\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/David-Hasselhoff.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/David-Hasselhoff.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/David-Hasselhoff-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u201cI\u2019ve got taste. It\u2019s inbred in me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2161\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Christina-Aguilera.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Christina-Aguilera.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Christina-Aguilera-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u201cSo, where\u2019s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2164\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Keanu-Reeves.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Keanu-Reeves.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Keanu-Reeves-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\u201cI cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried  because I felt nothing. I can\u2019t help it. I\u2019m just a clich\u00e9 of myself.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2165\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Sarah-Palin.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Sarah-Palin.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Sarah-Palin-480x214.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>&#8221;If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can&#8217;t help but cry. 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