If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will enjoy this.<\/p>\n
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.<\/p>\n
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his teeth. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.<\/p>\n
He asked the guy,<\/p>\n
“How much money do you make a week?”<\/p>\n
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said,<\/p>\n
“I make $400 a week. Why?”<\/p>\n
The CEO said,<\/p>\n
“Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”<\/p>\n
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked,<\/p>\n
“Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”<\/p>\n
From across the room a voice said,<\/p>\n
“Sure – he was the Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s and was just waiting to collect the money!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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