{"id":2678,"date":"2011-04-07T18:08:02","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T02:08:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/?p=2678"},"modified":"2011-04-07T18:08:02","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T02:08:02","slug":"9-hilarious-dog-haircuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/9-hilarious-dog-haircuts\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Hilarious Dog Haircuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2681\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/poofy-dog-haircut1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/poofy-dog-haircut1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/poofy-dog-haircut1-480x411.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The pink coat is suppose to make up for hideous haircut but it&#8217;s not working.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2682\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Crazy-Dog-Hair.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Crazy-Dog-Hair.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Crazy-Dog-Hair-480x331.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A hairdryer must have fallen into the bathtub.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2683\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/crazy-dog-haircut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/crazy-dog-haircut.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/crazy-dog-haircut-480x301.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is either a crazy looking dog or a child with fur.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2684\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/combover-dog-haircut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/combover-dog-haircut.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/combover-dog-haircut-480x339.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Clearly a comb-over gone wrong.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2685\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ugly-cute-dog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ugly-cute-dog.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ugly-cute-dog-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/ugly-cute-dog-480x480.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t stare at me with those bedroom eyes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2687\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/camel-dog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/camel-dog.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/camel-dog-480x353.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The cheapest alternative to buying a camel.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2689\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/silly-dog-haircut1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"346\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Big, sexy, hair.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2690\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/mohawk-dog-hair.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/mohawk-dog-hair.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/mohawk-dog-hair-480x279.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;queen bee&#8221; 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