A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.<\/p>\n
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.<\/p>\n
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,…….. ‘Ma’am,<\/p>\n
I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I\u2019m awfully cold.’<\/p>\n
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.’<\/p>\n
‘Wow!………That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.<\/p>\n
‘Good,’ she replied. ……..’Get your own f*ing blanket.’<\/p>\n
After a moment of silence, ……….he farted.<\/p>\n
The End<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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