So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day\u2026.<\/p>\n
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.<\/p>\n
I said pleasantly, \u2018Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?\u2019<\/p>\n
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,<\/p>\n
\u2018Hell no, they ain\u2019t twins. The oldest one\u2019s 9, and the other one\u2019s 7.<\/p>\n
Why the hell would you think they\u2019re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?\u2019<\/p>\n
So I replied, \u2018I\u2019m neither blind nor stupid, Ma\u2019am, I just couldn\u2019t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.\u2019<\/p>\n
My supervisor said I probably wasn\u2019t cut out for this line of work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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