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Sex Life Insurance<\/strong>
\nIf you sleep with your wife that’s Legal and General.
\nIf you sleep with your girlfriend that’s Mutual Trust.
\nIf you sleep with a prostitute that’s Commercial Union.
\nIf you sleep with all types that’s Group Life.
\nIf your wife lets you sleep around that’s Liberty Life <\/p>\n

Financial Hardship<\/strong>
\nOne day, an American insurance company received a letter from a lady saying that unfortunately they have to cancel her husband’s life insurance policy. ‘We always paid it in time’, she wrote, ‘but since my dear husband’s sudden death last year we have had some financial hardship; therefore, we would like not to pay it anymore’. <\/p>\n

Minding Own Business<\/strong>
\nI had a real claim from a person, that “I was minding my own business when a pedestrian hit me and went under my car!” <\/p>\n

Sleep on it Tonight!<\/strong>
\nLife insurance agent to would-be client:
\n“Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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