A young boy walks into a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, \u201cThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.\u201d <\/p>\n
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, \u201cWhich do you want, son?\u201d The boy takes the quarters and leaves. \u201cWhat did I tell you?\u201d said the barber. \u201cThat kid never learns!\u201d <\/p>\n
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. \u201cHey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?\u201d The boy licked his cone and replied, \u201cBecause the day I take the dollar, the game is over!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A young boy walks into a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, \u201cThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.\u201d…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[902,106,118,74],"class_list":["post-3656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","tag-barber-shop","tag-funny","tag-joke","tag-kids"],"yoast_head":"\n