{"id":3820,"date":"2011-07-30T10:56:33","date_gmt":"2011-07-30T18:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/?p=3820"},"modified":"2011-07-30T10:56:33","modified_gmt":"2011-07-30T18:56:33","slug":"top-10-things-you-don%e2%80%99t-want-to-hear-at-the-dentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/top-10-things-you-don%e2%80%99t-want-to-hear-at-the-dentist\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Things You Don\u2019t Want to Hear at the Dentist"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"A bi-annual visit to the dentist is a routine aspect of life for most of us. But that doesn\u2019t make it any less nerve wracking and terrifying, feelings that are only increased if you happened to hear any of the following 10 worst things to hear while at the dreaded dental surgery.<\/p>\n

10. \u201cRachael, pass me…The Mutilator<\/em>!\u201d<\/p>\n

No one wants someone fiddling around in their mouth to ask their assistant for something like this. It\u2019s probably why they use all that obscure dentist talk.<\/p>\n

9. \u201cWell Mr. Smith, thank you for letting me do that check-up … the real dentist will be here in a moment\u201d<\/p>\n

What\u2019s worse, having to have a second check-up straight after the first, or knowing the first one was done by some random bloke? The latter one in my opinion, I think.<\/p>\n

8. \u201cWell that can\u2019t be good…\u201d<\/p>\n

The old classics are the best aren\u2019t they.<\/p>\n

7. \u201cOkay Mr Smith, I have you booked in for Wednesday, right after Max the Dogs\u2019 de-worming\u201d<\/p>\n

Dentists who double as vets? Could be the next big money making scheme should any dentist find themselves short on cash.<\/p>\n

6. \u201cMrs. Brown, we\u2019ve had a cancellation and have been able to move your appointment to an earlier time\u201d<\/p>\n

Better late than never is a philosophy \u2013 I think many people abide by it when it comes to dental appointments.<\/p>\n

5. \u201cThe good news is that you only need five teeth taking out on your upper row…\u201d<\/p>\n

We all have fond memories of getting fillings or teeth pulled in our youths, right? Just me? Never mind.<\/p>\n

4. \u201cI\u2019ve finished watching the \u2018How To\u2019 video. Shall we begin the root canal treatment?\u201d<\/p>\n

I think I\u2019ve just found something that is worse than a check-up from a random bloke…<\/p>\n

3. \u201cDamn, I just pulled out the wrong tooth\u201d<\/p>\n

The dentists in hell are probably those that can\u2019t tell the difference between a healthy tooth and the one that needs pulling out.<\/p>\n

2. \u201cThat\u2019s not my drill in your mouth\u201d<\/p>\n

Another thing those dentists from hell are probably infamous for. Just think of them as those priests we hear so much about in the news…<\/p>\n

1. \u201cThe dentist will see you now\u201d<\/p>\n

The dreaded words that we all know are coming while we\u2019re sat in the waiting room.<\/p>\n

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Bio: This is written by Richard from the <\/em>cosmetic dentistry guide<\/em><\/a> where he hopes you will not find any of the above dentists. Check him out <\/em>@thefreshhealth<\/em><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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