{"id":3826,"date":"2011-07-30T11:33:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-30T19:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/?p=3826"},"modified":"2012-08-21T12:18:10","modified_gmt":"2012-08-21T20:18:10","slug":"funny-twitter-accounts-to-follow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/funny-twitter-accounts-to-follow\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Funny Twitter Accounts to Follow"},"content":{"rendered":"

Big Ben<\/strong> @big_ben_clock<\/p>\n

Located \u201cUp a Tower,\u201d this Clock keeps time.<\/p>\n

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Shit My Dad Says<\/strong> @shitmydadsays<\/p>\n

Justin Halpern chronicles his life at home with his 74-year-old father.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

Shh, Don\u2019t Tell Steve<\/strong> @shhdontellsteve<\/p>\n

Steve\u2019s roommate secretly tweets what Steve says and does.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\"\"\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

God Damn Batman<\/strong> @God_Damn_Batman<\/p>\n

Located on \u201cthe rooftop behind you,\u201d the Batman discusses his world domination in 140 characters.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

Old Man Search<\/strong> @oldmansearch<\/p>\n

The \u201csearches\u201d of 81-year-old Norman N. who believes Twitter is how to search things on Google.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

Dead By Cubicle<\/strong> @DeadByCubicle<\/p>\n

A joyful Twitter narrates what it\u2019s like to supervise a telemarketing call center staffed by ex-cons and drug addicts.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

The Mime<\/strong> @TheMime<\/p>\n

This mime\u2019s fascinating <\/em>tweets will keep readers on the edge of their seat.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Lord Voldemort<\/strong> @Lord_Voldemort7<\/p>\n

An entertaining account of the Dark Lord\u2019s take on the world.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Natural History Museum Whale<\/strong> @Nathistorywhale<\/p>\n

The whale on the ceiling of the Natural History Museum in NYC tells all.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

1st World Struggles<\/strong> @1stWorldStruggles<\/p>\n

A Twitter dedicated to the ridiculous complaints we here in the 1st<\/sup> world spout off.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Darth Vader<\/strong> @darthvader<\/p>\n

You can find Darth Vader in Empire, CO and he\u2019ll be sure to send you lots<\/em> of love and sunshine.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

The Tweet of God<\/strong> @TheTweetOfGod<\/p>\n

God\u2019s musings on the world.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Chuck Norris<\/strong> @chuck_facts<\/p>\n

Located \u201cBehind You,\u201d Chuck Norris sends daily updates on his awesomeness.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Sorority Girl Problems<\/strong> @SororityProblem<\/p>\n

Sorority girls have it rough, and this Twitter tells alllll about it.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Author, Maggie Voelker, is a recent college graduate transplanted to Indianapolis, IN to work as a content writer for Socks4Life, yes, you read it correctly, socks. Outside of work Maggie is an avid concert-goer, sunglasses hoarder, beach bum, world traveler and a terrible cook.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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