{"id":415,"date":"2009-01-09T12:47:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T20:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funcage.com\/blog\/?p=415"},"modified":"2009-01-08T13:47:59","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T21:47:59","slug":"cdc-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/cdc-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"CDC Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;\">The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever &#8211; DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.<\/p>\n<p>Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes &#8211; Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WO RK has been completely eliminated from your system. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"color: #888888;\">Thanks Mona<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. 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