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4 of The Most Awkward First Date Situations EVER!<\/strong><\/p>\n

First dates are awkward enough. You don\u2019t really know the person, and often, instead of trying to figure out if you like the other person, you\u2019re too preoccupied with worrying about whether they will like you! And then there are awkward situations. We have the common ones: spinach stuck in teeth, ex showing up at the same restaurant etc. But, if you\u2019ve managed to avoid the next four awkward date situations, consider yourself lucky. I searched around for some of the WORST dating situations ever, and I both laughed and cried when I heard them. It makes me happy that I\u2019m out of the dating game to say the very least.<\/p>\n

1. One woman\u2019s date had gone pretty well, and after a nice dinner she ended up going back to his place and having passionate sex with her date. What she didn\u2019t know is that she had started her monthly period sometime during that night. When they awoke the sheets were a mess and all the poor woman could do was to apologize profusely. The guy was apparently super good about it and they eventually got together as a couple! (MEGA points for the guy! And, ladies, let this be a warning to you about sex on a first date! Lol)<\/p>\n

2. Have you ever watched that scene from the movie \u201cAlong Came Polly\u201d? You know the one I\u2019m talking about! Anyway, apparently this happens to real people too. One guy was trying to be nice and let his date choose where they would go for their dinner, and she, being an adventurous type, decided on a Thai restaurant. Anyway, after a second helping of Thai curry, his date was ready for something fun\u2026 like ice skating! The man obliged, and after about fifteen minutes his insides started to churn. Unfortunately, he couldn\u2019t get off the ice fast enough. This date ended early and there wasn\u2019t a second date \u2013 his choice.<\/p>\n

3. One man thought that his date was going especially well – this was partially because his date was completely coming on to him the whole night. She couldn\u2019t stop speaking in sexual innuendo and he was getting the idea that maybe she would probably want a bit more than a goodbye kiss at the end of the night. Good thing he came prepared! You see this man relied on a certain medication to keep things lively in the bedroom. So, at an opportune moment, he downed a pill. Things got pretty flirtatious and the medication soon took affect. Unfortunately, his date had other ideas. After some lustful caresses she pushed him out the door and whispered huskily \u201cI\u2019ll see you tomorrow!\u201d *door closes* – poor man forced to catch a cab with a hard on that just won\u2019t go away (and how long does Viagra last? – Up to six hours. Poor guy) – \u2026\u2026<\/p>\n

4. This one actually made national television. A woman who was on her way back from a skiing date couldn\u2019t hold it any longer, so her date pulled over the car in the freezing cold weather and the woman proceeded to relieve herself next to the car. However, since it was slippery in the snow, she rested her bum on the bumper of the vehicle. No sooner was she done, when she realized she was stuck. Her butt was frozen onto the car! Her date, being the gentleman that he was, helped her get unstuck by aiming his warm pee over her frozen butt to get her unstuckeed! (Whadda nice guy!)<\/p>\n

I doubt that you will ever find yourself in any of these situations. However, if you do, don\u2019t worry. There\u2019s always a light at the end of every mortifying situation. If nothing else, at least you will definitely be able to win the \u201cmost embarrassing moment\u201d contest when you and your friends get to talking.<\/p>\n

about the author:\u00a0Stacey Cavalari holds a B.A in Literature and currently writes for Phoenix Kiosk, a U.S. Kiosk manufacturer<\/a> that specializes in retail, education and healthcare kiosks<\/a>. Visit Phoenix Kiosk to learn how a Kiosk can be a great asset and ROI to your organization.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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