{"id":4598,"date":"2011-10-12T00:14:59","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T08:14:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/?p=4598"},"modified":"2025-08-23T12:00:59","modified_gmt":"2025-08-23T19:00:59","slug":"how-not-to-park-tutorial-for-beginners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/how-not-to-park-tutorial-for-beginners\/","title":{"rendered":"How not to Park: Tutorial for Beginners"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Do you think that it’s easy to park in the wrong way? Well, you are so wrong! It’s a high art, and usually an abstract one. Though bad parking is all over us, the stupid parking wizards that can actually make you laugh are rare pearls. The challenge was accepted and the pics of the most LOL parked cars were found. Just take a look at them and get inspired for collecting samples of inconsiderate parking. Some of these guys are probably too free-minded to obey the law. The others, I suppose, are kind of too lazzzzzy to reach a free parking lot. As for the rest of them, they are either too creative or too blond to park the way normal people do. Oh yeah! There also girls who are in such a rush to have their nails and hair done that they become careless when it comes to parking. The list goes on and on. I do hope these images will make you think of how important it is to pay attention to how you park. So… relax, take a deep breath, and rofl at this crazy stuff. \u00a0I do hope these images will make you think of how important it is to pay attention to the way you park, and hopefully your car won’t end up parked on a tree, hanging by the exhaust system.<\/p>\n

Sweety, I’m Home
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\nJust playing tetris, you know<\/strong>
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\nParking slot and car wash: two in one<\/strong>
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\nI’m too big for the traffic rules and regulations<\/strong>
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\nRoger that, the Eagle has landed<\/strong>
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\nMy beauty consultant said it’s a perfect moisturizer<\/strong>
\n\"\"
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\nHouston, we have a problem<\/strong>
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\nPremium spanking<\/strong>
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\nThat’s enough! I’m tired of the parking process<\/strong>
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\nGeronimo!<\/strong>
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\nIt’ll take up less room this way<\/strong>
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\nWhy is this parking lot that steep and uneven?<\/strong>
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\nI hide. You seek<\/strong>
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\nDon’t take a car to the garage, build a garage around the car<\/strong>
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\nAll the parking sinners will be punished!<\/strong>
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About the Author: Justin is a sales specialist at CARiD, a one-stop shop for car accessories<\/a> by day, and a proud Mustang owner and just an outgoing guy by night.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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