Today we\u2019re going to tackle a subject that is about as warmed over as the Salisbury steaks that sit under the heat lamp at a junior high school cafeteria: terrible Christmas songs. By definition, every Christmas song is a terrible Christmas song, but these are the true bottom of the barrel. To put it another way, when \u201cGrandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer\u201d \u2013 the Less than Jake version, by the way \u2013 or Gary Glitter\u2019s \u201cAnother Rock and Roll Christmas\u201d don\u2019t even make the list, you know that nothing good is in store for you in the near future. On the plus side, all of you reading this have the option of not clicking on any of these links. I had to listen to all of this (and then some). By the way, this one is dedicated to all the poor and suffering retail workers of the world.\u00a0 Without their valiant sacrifice and desperate need for employment, this season just wouldn\u2019t be the same. So grab your eggnog and let\u2019s dive in head first!<\/p>\n
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10.\u00a012 Days of Christmas \u2013 by Anybody [but especially your kid\u2019s 4th<\/sup> grade class for the annual elementary school Holiday Concert] (Watch it<\/a>) This is the single longest song that has ever been written in the history of songs. Oh sure, there are songs that take more minutes of time to listen to, but they are nowhere near as repetitive. During the entire six hour process that it takes to hear this song, you will be wishing for naught by the sweet embrace of death. The worst part is that you will never choose to listen to this; it will be foisted upon you in some place from where you cannot escape. Forever trapped.<\/p>\n Since I didn\u2019t give you guys a certain artist for this piece, I\u2019ll present you with a bonus of terrible: \u201cRedneck 12 Days of Christmas\u201d by Jeff Foxworthy<\/a>.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 9. Oi to the World \u2013 No Doubt<\/strong><\/p>\n
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