0-60 in 15 minutes!
\n100% Irony Free
\n100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
\n186,000 Miles\/Second: It\u2019s Not Just A Good Idea, It\u2019s The Law!
\n3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can\u2019t.
\n7 days with out Jesus makes one weak
\nA bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
\nA church alive is worth the surprise!!
\nA clean car is a sign if sick mind.
\nA day without sunshine is like, night.
\nA Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
\nA fool and his money are a girl\u2019s best friend.
\nA Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
\nA nuclear war can ruin your whole day .
\nA nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
\nA Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
\nAbandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
\nAccording to my best recollection, I don\u2019t remember.
\nAccording to my calculations, the problem doesn\u2019t exist.
\nAdrenalin is my drug of choice.
\nAdults are just kids with money.
\nAge is a high price to pay for maturity
\nAir Pollution Is A Mist-Demeaner
\nAlcohol and calculus don\u2019t mix. Never drink and derive.
\nAll generalizations are false.
\nAll I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
\nAll Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
\nAll Men Are Idiots\u2026 And I Married Their King.
\nAll my drinking buddies have a racing problem.
\nAll stressed out and nobody to choke!
\nAll those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
\nAlways remember you\u2019re unique, just like everyone else.
\nAlways Remember: You\u2019re Unique, Just Like Everyone Else.
\nAMERICA-Love It Or Leave It!
\nAmnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
\nANGER IS MERELY DEPRESSION WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM!
\nAnother brilliant mind ruined by higher education.
\nAnyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
\nAnything Free Is Worth What You Pay For It
\nAre you following Jesus this close?
\nAs If
\nAs Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
\nAs long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
\nAsk me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.
\nAsk me about my vow of silence.
\nAss, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
\nAtheism is a non-prophet organization.
\nAuntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. – Dorothy
\nAvoid Hangovers; Stay Drunk
\nAx Me About Ebonics
\nBaby on bored
\nBack the badge
\nBack Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse?
\nBAD COP! – NO DONUT!!!<\/p>\n