1. I can see your point, but I still think you\u2019re full of shit.
\n2. I don\u2019t know what your problem is, but I\u2019ll bet it\u2019s hard to pronounce.
\n3. How about never? Is never good for you?
\n4. I see you\u2019ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
\n5. I\u2019m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
\n6. I\u2019ll try being nicer if you\u2019ll try being smarter.
\n7. I\u2019m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
\n8. I don\u2019t work here. I\u2019m a consultant.
\n9. It sounds like English, but I can\u2019t understand a damn word you\u2019re saying.
\n10. Ahhhh .. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
\n11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
\n12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
\n13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don\u2019t give a damn.
\n14. I\u2019m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
\n15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
\n16. Thank you. We\u2019re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
\n17. The fact that no one understands you doesn\u2019t mean you\u2019re an artist.
\n18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
\n19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
\n20. I\u2019m not being rude. You\u2019re just insignificant.
\n21. It\u2019s a thankless job, but I\u2019ve got a lot of Karma to burn off
\n22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
\n23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?
\n24. Do I look like a people person?
\n25. This isn\u2019t an office. It\u2019s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
\n26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
\n27. Sarcasm is just one service we offer.
\n28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
\n29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
\n30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
\n31. I\u2019m trying to imagine you with a personality.
\n32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
\n33. Can I trade this job for what\u2019s behind door #1?
\n34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
\n35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
\n36. Chaos, panic and disorder\u2026my work here is done.
\n37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
\n38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
\n39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
\n40. Oh, I get it\u2026like humor\u2026but different.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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