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Bread Gloves<\/h3>\n

\"Bread<\/a>
\n<\/p>\n

American Shreds<\/h3>\n

\"American<\/a><\/p>\n

Crap<\/h3>\n

\"Crap\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Full-Body Knitted Suit<\/h3>\n

\"Full-Body<\/a><\/p>\n

Ghost Turds<\/h3>\n

\"Ghost<\/a><\/p>\n

Hello Kitty Assault Rifle<\/h3>\n

\"Hello<\/a><\/p>\n

“I Poop Glitter” <\/h3>\n

\"I<\/a><\/p>\n

The French Fry Holder<\/h3>\n

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n

The Wine Rack<\/h3>\n

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n

Creepiest Chocolates Ever<\/h3>\n

\"Creepiest<\/a><\/p>\n

Lenny Kravitz’s Gigantic Scarf <\/h3>\n

\"Lenny<\/a><\/p>\n

Motorized Ice Cream Cone<\/h3>\n

\"Motorized<\/a><\/p>\n

Shnitzel Candle<\/h3>\n

\"Shnitzel<\/a><\/p>\n

The Comfort Wipe<\/h3>\n

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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