{"id":806,"date":"2009-02-17T11:03:02","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T19:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funcage.com\/blog\/?p=806"},"modified":"2009-02-17T11:03:02","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T19:03:02","slug":"some-definitions-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/some-definitions-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Some &#8220;definitions&#8221; for you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Adult:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Beauty Parlor:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> A place where women curl up and dye.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Cannibal:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> Someone who is fed up with people.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Chickens:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Committee:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Egotist:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> Someone who is usually <\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">me-deep<\/span><\/em><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> in conversation.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Handkerchief:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> Cold Storage.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Inflation:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Mosquito: <\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">An insect that makes you like flies better.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Secret:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> Something you tell to one person at a time.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Toothache:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> The pain that drives you to extraction.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Tomorrow:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Yawn:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\"> An honest opinion openly expressed.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Wrinkles: <\/span><\/strong><\/span><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;\">Something other people have, similar to my character lines.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. 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