When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge\u00a0than to let him keep her.
\n– David Bissonette<\/p>\n
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a\u00a0coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they\u00a0stay together.\u00a0
\n– Sacha Guitry<\/p>\n
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be\u00a0happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a\u00a0philosopher.
\n– Socrates<\/p>\n
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them
\n– Anonymous<\/p>\n
The great question… which I have not been able to\u00a0answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?
\n– Dumas<\/p>\n
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
\n– Sigmund Freud<\/p>\n
‘Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We\u00a0take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little\u00a0candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes\u00a0Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’
\n– Anonymous<\/p>\n
‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even\u00a0faster than electronic banking. It’s called\u00a0marriage.’
\n– Sam Kinison<\/p>\n
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
\n1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
\n2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
\n– Patrick Murra\u00a0<\/p>\n
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday\u00a0is to forget it once….
\n– Nash<\/p>\n
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to..
\n– Anonymous<\/p>\n
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
\n– Henny Youngman<\/p>\n
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
\n– Rodney Dangerfield<\/p>\n
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds:\u00a0‘Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred\u00a0letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have\u00a0mine.’\u00a0
\n– Anonymous<\/p>\n
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’\u00a0Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
\n– Anonymous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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