A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.<\/p>\n
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.<\/p>\n
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.<\/p>\n
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’<\/p>\n
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few
\nseconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.<\/p>\n
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.<\/p>\n
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’<\/p>\n
‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.<\/p>\n
‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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