{"id":864,"date":"2009-04-20T09:07:33","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T17:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funcage.com\/blog\/?p=864"},"modified":"2010-01-27T00:00:49","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T08:00:49","slug":"to-be-6-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/to-be-6-again\/","title":{"rendered":"To Be 6 Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at\u00a0herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what\u00a0she&#8217;d like to have for her birthday.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I&#8217;d like to be six again&#8217;, she replied, still looking in the mirror.<\/p>\n<p>On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,made her a nice big bowl of\u00a0Lucky Charms, and-then took her to Six Flags theme park. 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