{"id":872,"date":"2009-04-25T22:39:26","date_gmt":"2009-04-26T06:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funcage.com\/blog\/?p=872"},"modified":"2009-04-23T22:44:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T06:44:00","slug":"police-officer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/police-officer\/","title":{"rendered":"Police officer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span>A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, &#8220;Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? 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