{"id":881,"date":"2009-05-12T10:16:16","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T18:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funcage.com\/blog\/?p=881"},"modified":"2025-08-23T12:01:24","modified_gmt":"2025-08-23T19:01:24","slug":"and-then-the-fight-started","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funcage.com\/blog\/and-then-the-fight-started\/","title":{"rendered":"And then the fight started…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"And<\/p>\n

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping\u00a0channels.
\nShe\u00a0asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
\nI said, ‘Dust.’<\/p>\n

And then the fight started…<\/p>\n

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My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A\u00a0Millionaire” while we were\u00a0in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to\u00a0have sex?”
\n“No,” she answered.
\nI then said, “Is that your final answer?”
\nShe didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying,\u00a0“Yes.”
\nSo I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”<\/p>\n

And then the fight started….<\/p>\n

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my\u00a0lunch, grabbed\u00a0the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up\u00a0the boat up to\u00a0the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential\u00a0downpour. The\u00a0wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,\u00a0turned on the\u00a0radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all\u00a0day.
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