A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, \u201cAre you allergic to anything?\u201d<\/p>\n
He says \u201cYes, just caffeine.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHave you ever been in the service?\u201d the interviewer asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d he says, \u201cI was in Iraq for two years.\u201d<\/p>\n
The interviewer says \u201cThat will give you 5 extra points toward employment here.\u201d,
\nand then asks, \u201cAre you disabled in any way?\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy says, \u201cYes\u2026 an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off.\u201d<\/p>\n
The interviewer tells the guy \u201cO.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am, and plan on starting at 10am every day. Don\u2019t worry,we\u2019ll still pay you from 8am.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy is puzzled and says, \u201cIf the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don\u2019tyou want me to be here before 10am?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2018This is a government job,\u201d the interviewer says, \u201cFor the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.\u201d<\/p>\n