The Population of this country is 300 million.<\/p>\n
160 million are retired.<\/p>\n
That leaves 140 million to do the work.<\/p>\n
There are 85 million in school.<\/p>\n
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.<\/p>\n
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.<\/p>\n
Leaving 20 million to do the work.<\/p>\n
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.<\/p>\n
Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.<\/p>\n
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city governments
\nAnd that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.<\/p>\n
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.<\/p>\n
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.<\/p>\n
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.<\/p>\n
That leaves just two people to do the work.<\/p>\n
You and me.<\/p>\n
And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.<\/p>\n
Nice… Real nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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