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(A guest comes through my line with a four pack of AA batteries and an energy drink called Assault. He is trying not to giggle during the transaction.) Me: “Here is your receipt, have a great day!” Customer: “Guess what?” Me: “What?” Customer: “You just charged me for Assault and battery!”*grabs his bag and sprints [...]

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Me: “And how would you like that $500?” Customer: “In one bill.” Me: *trying to be nice* “Would five hundreds do?” Customer: “No! One bill!” (I give her five hundreds, and she throws them back at me. My supervisor comes over.) Supervisor: “Problem?” Customer: “Yes, he refuses to give me what I want.” Supervisor: “There [...]

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BMW – Big Money Waste BUICK – Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVY – Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet DODGE – Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT – Fix It Again Tomorrow FORD – Found On Road Dead –  Fix Or Repair Daily GM [...]

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