1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your [...]

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Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want [...]

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1.) She doesn’t talk back to you. At best she beeps or gives you the silent treatment. 2.) She provides you with more information than your girlfriend will ever know. 3.) When you upgrade you know the costs up front. 4.) You can stare at tons of other girls and your computer will never get [...]

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1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my [...]

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The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, “Just what the hell is your secret?” So Bubba replies, “Well Coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it [...]

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