A young boy walks into a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you [...]

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… and after a while the one says: Dog Owner A: Let’s go and get something to bite at this restaurant over here. Dog Owner B: Can’t do. They don’t accept pets. Dog Owner A: No worries. Just follow me and do as I do. So the guy puts on his shades and enters confidently [...]

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Sex Life Insurance If you sleep with your wife that’s Legal and General. If you sleep with your girlfriend that’s Mutual Trust. If you sleep with a prostitute that’s Commercial Union. If you sleep with all types that’s Group Life. If your wife lets you sleep around that’s Liberty Life Financial Hardship One day, an [...]

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she [...]

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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the [...]

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