1. Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt
2. T-Equalizer Shirt
3. 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt: Measures Proximity to Lovers
4. There’s No Place Like 127.0.0.1
5. There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t
6. No, I will not fix your computer
7. SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0; 0 rows
8. It must be user error
9. Brain Loading
10. <Body> tag
