1. You could look like this.
2. You just got a new haircut.
3. You have no idea what the fuck is going on.
4. Because smiling is contagious.
5. You got laid and didn’t get her pregnant… Now buy some rubbers dumb ass.
6. Your girlfriend doesn’t look like a horse.
7. You got a cold beer in your hand.
8. Bitches hate to see you smile.
9. That one smartass friend that won’t let you be sad.
10. Because in your dreams you are dating your favorite celebrity.
11. You are getting the last slice of pizza.
12. You won’t have to brush your teeth for the rest of your life.
13. It’s football season.
14. Because it’s ok to eat dessert for breakfast.
15. A frown only makes a bad day last longer.
16. Smiling just makes you feel good.
17. Because you are the mother fucking princess.
18. One word. Coffee
19. Your real friends stick around even if you are the only one laughing at your jokes.
20. Now stop being so serious and enjoy life! SMILE!
