1. They will always back you in a bar fight.
2. They will always tell you how stupid you look with green stuff on your teeth before someone else has a chance to.
3. Friends are the only ones that can talk shit about you and you just laugh with them.
4. Friends will get you drunk and dress you up real nice for that Facebook photo.
5. Only a good friend could get away with playing pranks on you.
6. The friend will also help you with pranks on other people too.
7. Friends will be the first ones laughing when you fall on your ass… or face.
8. They are your best wingman and help you score.
9. A friend comes through when you need that “emergency” excuse to bail on a bad date.
10. You can kick your friends ass but nobody else better touch him.
11. You can always count on a friend to buy you that drink when times are tough.
12. Friends can always convince you to make really bad bets knowing you will lose.
13. Who else comes over for a family dinner and embarrasses the hell out of you?
14. Only a friend can dare you into that stupid stunt.
15. Only a good friend will be 100% honest with you.
