12 Stupid Celebrity Quotes

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”

“What’s Walmart, do they sell, like, wall stuff?”

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me”

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”

”If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

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